I’ve always enjoyed reading overheardinnewyork.com. Today I overheard something at breakfast this morning which I felt compelled to submit. Read on…
“Hey brother, can I ask you something - what is ‘text messaging’?”
“You don’t know what that is?”
“No… I was at this club the other night and this fly young ho gave me digits and asked me to ‘text’ her.”
“Damn brother, you’re gonna have to get your nephew to teach you texting. It’s almost like email but on your cellphone. It has reply (now or later), forward (if you wanna send it on to a brother)”
“I guess. I never heard of it before”
“Yeah nig**r, if you wanna kick it with these young bitches you gotta learn to text”
“How times have changed”
“I know it brother… next thing they’re gonna be textin’ you in bed. Text you their moans and shit. It is going to be the downfall of making love.”
Making “love” with their “young bitches”?
