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Death Threats Don’t Encourage Continence

Woman: It’s going to be a 20 minute wait.

Man: Why don’t you go use the restrooms now?

Woman: It’s okay, I can wait 20 minutes.

Man: If you shit your pants in public again, I’m going to fucking kill you.

–Veselka, 2nd Avenue